tymebandit:

I couldn’t help but laugh.
For those who don’t know, 
most of my state is on fire.
  • ‎1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
  • 1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
  • 1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
  • 2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
  • husband: why are you crying
  • me: because
  • husband: why tell me
  • me: because i HAD A BLOG ABOUT YOU WHEN I WAS YOUNGER AND I NEVER THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD COME US BEING TOGETHER AND OMG BRB FANGIRLING HI GIVE ME UR AUTOGRAPH RIGHT NOW SO I CAN POST IT ON MY BLOG YEAH I STILL HAVE THE BLOG OMG CAN I POST OUR MARRIAGE PHOTOS ON MY BLOG TOO UGH MY FOLLOWERS WOULD LOVE THAT
kiidicarus:

slutttydays.
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